Hey, don’t get me wrong. I love music discovery as much as the next rock snob museo. But why does Pitchfork only review bands that a) no one has ever heard of b) no one cares about c) and no one will ever care about?

To the best of my knowledge Pitchfork has never broken a single act. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

Sorry to rant and bash these guys, but I just don’t get how they stay in business and have the CPMs they do.

Listen to bad music here